thefuuuucomics:

MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE IN A GIF

thefuuuucomics:

MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE IN A GIF

onlylolgifs:

Guy on Scooter Races His Macaw Parrot

are you seriously wearing a hijab in that picture??? talk about cultural appropriation you dumb ass white girl unfollowed
Anonymous

padalesexy:

i just got my wisdom teeth removed this morning and the thing wrapped around my head is a big ice pack to keep the swelling down 

Ride on, my gallant huntsmen! When must I come again?
For you should never want for a fox to chase all over the glen.
And when your need is greatest, just call upon my name,
And I will come, and you shall have the best of sport and game!
Black Fox - Heather Dale (via cunningfoxwitch)
No matter how close I am with someone, there’s always somebody who comes before me - like I’m literally never anybody’s first choice.
(via explore-my-universe)

speedyturtlebutt:

hauntu4ever:

natsui:

how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit

THIS

I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious

legiongeth:

ah yes that large muscular man is very attractive but how would he look in lacy lingerie

baroquen-sol:

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.