MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE IN A GIF
Guy on Scooter Races His Macaw Parrot
i just got my wisdom teeth removed this morning and the thing wrapped around my head is a big ice pack to keep the swelling down
For you should never want for a fox to chase all over the glen.
And when your need is greatest, just call upon my name,
And I will come, and you shall have the best of sport and game!
|—||Black Fox - Heather Dale (via cunningfoxwitch)|
how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit
I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious
ah yes that large muscular man is very attractive but how would he look in lacy lingerie